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What children are like.

My wife forwarded me this message from a friend:

A couple of weeks ago I ran into a friend of mine, she was with her little boy, who when I said "let's see how tall you are"  he came right up to me and measured his height across my chest, and copped a quick feel.  His mom apologized, and went on to tell me this story - they were at the beach with a friend of hers, who is quite well endowed, and is actually a dancer in Texas.  Her son, Dakota, snugged up on this large breasted woman's lap, pulled out the top of her bathing suit, looked down, and said "I love you" to her.  They are like that from birth.