Perhaps you were looking for one of the following things?

• My home page.
• My blog.
• Pictures of my beautiful son.
• My translation toy, which will be of some use to you if your hovercraft, like so many of my visitors' hovercrafts, is full of eels.
• My discography, which may interest you if you're a They Might Be Giants fan, a Lisa Loeb fan, a Church of Betty fan, or merely interested in me as a human being.
• The KeepSoundAwake application for Mac OS X, which I wrote.
• The Babelizer application for Mac OS X, which I wrote, and which will make your nipples explode with delight.
• An account I wrote about a trip I took to the Metropolitan Museum of Art with some cool second-graders.
• My resume, in which case I'll ask you to write me.